My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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