So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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