i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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