Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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