Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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