Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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