That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
i believe in u and ur pee
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Randomize
