my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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