In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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