dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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