she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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