can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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