Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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