Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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