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(225): View more from Louisiana

ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today

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(925): View more from California

Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends

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(931): View more from Tennessee

After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.

(1-931): View more from Tennessee

That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!

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(516): View more from New York

I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this

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(239): View more from Florida

so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.

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(519): View more from Ontario

I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer

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(214): View more from Texas

So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.

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(519): View more from Ontario

Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?

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(516): View more from New York

shit i just threw up on a freshman

(1-516): View more from New York

i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..

(516): View more from New York

nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.

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