He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
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