I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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