Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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