I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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