I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Randomize
