My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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