Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Randomize