Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
You are a genius and a whore.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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