I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize
