I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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