sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
No subtext here. People are naked.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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