so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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