And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
i drank out of a bidet.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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