just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
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