I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
