So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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