I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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