This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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