I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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