I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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