we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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