3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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