BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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