okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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