I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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