Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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