Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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