and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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