worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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