ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
i think im in europe. pls send help
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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