I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
operation harelip BJ is a go
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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