I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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