dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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