everyone is single if you try hard enough
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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