And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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