Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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