i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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