I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
