Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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