no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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